American GraFrutti - Keeping Alive an American Classic™

 


Admiral Bunnington and his crew, after a wild Boston tea party, proudly sailing on the USS "Old Iron Ears", set out to capture pirates in the Caribbean. Unfortunately, they sailed into a strong gale and shipwrecked on a small island that was not on their charts.

After being washed up on the beach, with the once regal ship smashed to ill repair, Admiral Bunnington carefully rationed the remainder of the salvaged supplies. Fortunately, they had some barrels of wheat flour from Minnesota stowed away that had not been damaged.

The Admiral decided to send out 2 scouting parties of brave bunny sailors to forage for food. Some of them came back with nuts, and some with berries. Immediately, Petty Officer Bunny Benjamin from the galley was put in charge of fruity foods, and his assistant, sailor Bunny Earl was put in charge of nutty foods.

Ah, but frustration ran throughout as the nutty nuts got dropped into the fruity fruits, and landed in a barrel of wheat flour that was to be used for a special feast. The Admiral's birthday, no less!! A ruckus broke out between the food handlers. What a sight! And what a mess! Oars were in the barrel with each sailor bunny trying to retrieve his find for the Admiral.

Admiral Bunnington returned from an outing anxious to see if there would be rations for the days to come, and of course for his birthday! Without hesitating, he reaches into the barrel with his hand and grabs a sample of this strange mixture.

 

 


After savoring a mouthful, he says, "By golly! this is the best concoction I've tasted in my entire naval career! "My compliments to the chef!" "Avast me hardies...Argh!!!"

"What is the name of this admirable treat?" exclaims Admiral Bunnington. "It's so...GraFrutti!!" What shall we call it?"

Sailor Bunny Bartholomew spoke right up and said..."We should call it "AMERICAN GRAFRUTTI", and so it was. It was the happiest birthday celebration the Admiral ever imagined!

After foraging again for more ingredients, the sailor bunnies discovered a buried treasure chest filled with gold and jewels. It was unanimous that the chest should be used to store American GraFrutti.

So the chest was emptied, and the GraFrutti was the new treasure stored safely in the chest. The Bunny crew all cheered, danced and rejoiced filling themselves with American GraFrutti. The bunny sailors thrived and became stronger, healthier and fuzzier as time went by.

Eventually, the entire crew was rescued, and Admiral Bunnington proudly named the Island "GraFrutti Island", which will never be forgotten.


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